The Blizzard

Featuring: Lauren Besselman, Tyler Browder, John Clower, Robbie Greer, Forrest Jones, Paul LeMaire, James Li, April Long, Holly Manning, Emily Sears, Nicole Taylor, Jere Vela, Lauren Wick, and Kristin Zimmerer
Written: December, 2000 Background: This is probably my favorite story overall. I again poke fun at Lauren and James, and I get to do kung fu! Plus there's a food fight and Porkman and evil lunch room ladies and feathers and poking! This story is just awesome! Ironically enough, we had the worst snowstorm in several years about a week after I wrote this, proving that my stories can predict the future!

Rx = Rk(R2/R1)
Ik*Rk = I1*R1
Ix*Rx = R2*I2
Rx = Rk(L2/L1)

You don't believe me? Go look it up!

Note: This is the first story featuring Holly Manning and Emily Sears.
The constant "gum on the bottom of my shoe" was based on an annoying song Tyler and I came up with back in March of 2000.
The "break it down" segment was a parody of Tighten Up, a hit for Archie Bell and The Drells back in 1968.
Tom-tom the Tom was taken from episode fifty-seven of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and was a mock title for Tom Arnold's oh-so revered masterpiece, The Tom Show, which ran for five months on the WB and had an epic run of nineteen episodes.
The incident with Emily juggling, as I recall, actually happened at a chamber rehearsal.

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