Featuring: Lauren Besselman, Tyler Browder, John Clower, Stephen Clower, Hani Ebeid, Robbie Greer, Mason Hickman, Paul LeMaire, James Li, April Long, Ann Lucas, Anne Mulkey, RJ Regenold, Nicole Taylor, Mallory Voye, Lauren Wick, and Kristin Zimmerer
Written: February, 2000
Background: There's a lot behind this story. First of all, it was really clear that several people in the orchestra were always quiet: Hani, April, Mallory, and RJ. Naturally these were the prime subjects for evil villains. In addition, Lauren Besselman and James Li had recently become a couple, so I figured I'd poke fun at them. Luckily, neither of them ever read this story. M'woo ha!
Finally, this was about the time when Blinding Light began to come about. The songs mentioned in this story are real songs, but they are songs that were never and will never be performed or recorded.